Harder to Breathe

Could you do me a favor? Could you check to see if there is a large man sitting on my chest? 'Cause it feels like there is a large man sitting on my chest. Christmas is a week away. Not done shopping. Not done making gifts that have to be sent to Virginia and Georgia. Not done with my comps stuff due last week. No wrapping started. I think I need to go hyperventilate. Happy freaking holidays, people.